After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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