I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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