I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
