I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we made out on top of his cat.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i think my cat just said my name.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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