I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it was like eating out sand paper
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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