youre lurking in front of me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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