There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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