he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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