I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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