He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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