is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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