Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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