White coat. Heels.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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