I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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