This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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