Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
