S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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