I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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