when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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