He is such a slut. More and more my type.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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