11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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