It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Randomize
