marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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