so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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