Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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