And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Randomize
