the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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