First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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