You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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