This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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