I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I didn't notice because vodka
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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