i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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