Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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