dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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