What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You have to summon your inner elephant
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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