I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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