The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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