I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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