He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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