about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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