nut hugger
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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