He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she told me i tasted like america
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
