do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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