Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
