READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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