Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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