I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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