Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i've created a new STD.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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