So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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