The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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