whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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