I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The air taste purple.
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