So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
