well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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